Jun 21, 2005

"Guys, I'd have to say I have had a great year teaching you guys. The exam isn't too hard. Don't cheat! You won't get away with it in the future. Adios!"

Jun 20, 2005

"This is your last chance to ask questions, so you're not as screwed as you are now for the exam!"

Jun 17, 2005

Student: How are you today sir?
Mr. C: I thank God for everyday that I spend on the surface of the Earth!

"I'd like to use today for review again. Fan through your notebooks and ask away!"

Jun 16, 2005

"One guy you will never forget is Mr. Christensen! Your hero!"

Jun 15, 2005

"Sometimes I wonder where you guys pick your ideas up from!"

"The probability of iron dissolving in water is the same as the chance of me being a gym teacher next year, after dying my hair purple!"

"Some of you are gonna leave all the studying till the weekend. I tell you guys. Thats not a fantabulous idea!"

Jun 14, 2005

"I don't want to see any panicking before the exam. Just think of it as an extended quiz. A really extended stretched out quiz!"

Jun 13, 2005

"It's getting hot these days. I might come in shorts tommorow!"

Jun 10, 2005

Student: Did you mark our quizzes sir?
Mr. C: (Puts his head down and looks at student from over his glasses, frowning at him)
Student: Nevermind sir!

Jun 9, 2005

"Answer what you can. Only few people can score a perfect on my quizzes. Even less pass my course! (Does a large wink)"

Jun 8, 2005

"Guys, I have a soar throat today. You can study independantly, and come up if you have any comments, questions, concerns, or fun fun! (smiles)"

Jun 7, 2005

"Read a page a day, keep the doctor away. Thats how you should think about it!"

Jun 6, 2005

"One day you guys will appreciate my method of teaching. I know very well what I'm doing!"

Jun 3, 2005

"Alright, you're last evaluation will be a quiz next thursday. If you got any problems with that, complain to Paul Martin!"

Jun 2, 2005

"I have a dream...but no time to fulfil it! No pun intended on that. I realy am busy these days!"

"Mrs. C. and I had a fun time cooking yesterday. I learned a lot!"

Jun 1, 2005

"You guys have an exam in 3 weeks and trust me, it aint easy!"

"I have your chapter tests marked now, all I have to do is enter your grades, and dish 'em back out."

May 31, 2005

"Sometimes you think too much. Other times you think not at all!"

"I'm going to let you guys in on a secret. I discovered the atom yesterday! (Laughs)"

Student: Sir you're a joker!
Mr. C:I know! (Laughs) I Know! I know! I Know! (whole class laughs).

May 30, 2005

Student: What day is our exam sir?
Mr. C: Do I look like David Copperfield to you?

May 27, 2005

"Alrighty chaps. Hand in your labs. Give me proof of your existence!"(Big smile)

May 26, 2005

"I'm not talking a lot today. I don't swing that way!"

May 25, 2005

"Oh man! is the day over yet? I feel like I've been running around for years!"

May 24, 2005

"That was the most fireworks I've ever witnessed, in my existence, on the planet, on a Victoria day"

May 20, 2005

"Long weekend means long homework guys! (Long laugh) I'm joking, just do any 30 questions from the chapter review!"

May 19, 2005

"Everything is relative. A mol of HCL to an ant is the same as a mol of HCL to a human!"

"Guys finish off your work. There's a grade 9 class waiting for me. I need a three and a half minute break to talk to them!"

May 18, 2005

"If you finish the test early, doube triple and quadruple check it!"

May 17, 2005

"Of course I remember what I did when I was 30. That was only 5 years ago!

"Yeah, there are some mistakes in these textbooks. Hell, even I've made two or three mistakes this year!"

"No homework today. Study for the test guys, and impress Mr. C.!"

May 16, 2005

"Your test, as I warned you before, is on Wednesday. You shall fail, shall you not start studying tonight!"

May 13, 2005

"Friday the Thirteenth!!! Uh OH!"

"To test you guys on this chapter, or not to test you guys on this chapter, that is the question!"

May 12, 2005

"I think I look cute with my glasses!" (Smiles)

"No homework tonight. Watch the Simpsons!"

May 11, 2005

[Talking about a question]
"Come on Mr. Christensen. I know you can solve this one!"

"Every year I have a class puppet. This year, you're all my puppets!" (Laughs aloud)

May 10, 2005

"I would like to address you with a speech on cells today!"

"Breathing comes under respiration, breathing is respiring but respiring isn't breathing. Get your facts straight guys!"

May 9, 2005

"I will explain again and again so that you can teach this to your grandchildren!"

"No more work on this chapter. Study for your test and rest forever!"

"Once you harness the power of ecology, your life is all set!"

"A little bit of participation would make this discussion more romantic!"

Mr. C: " Could you turn the lights off over there, please?"
Student: "Yes sir!"
Mr. C: "If I owned a chiken joint, that would have turned you a burger son!

May 6, 2005

"I have high blood pressure!"

"I went to college. Make sure you make it to universiy!"

May 5, 2005

"Absorb the sound particles that are coming out of my mouth!"

"You've got to stop this late streak. Start waking up early or brush your teeth faster. I don't know. Fix the problem!"

May 4, 2005

"A WHILE ago (with an emphasis on the while), there was an assembly, and I had put my laptop on the shelf in class. Foolishly, stupidly, crazily, insanely, I left the door to the class open, and when I returned it was missing. It was stolen!"

Student: "Sir, did you get your laptop back?
Mr. C: "There was an attempt (pauses), but it failed!"(frowns and then smiles)

May 3, 2005

"It's hard to think at the end of the day!"

"At the rate we're going, we might actually have time to cover the mystery chapter!"

May 2, 2005

"A cup of coffee for the good old man does lots!"

"Do that question on the board. Impress me and excite the class!" (Laughs hysterically)

"Mike Harris is the number 1 enemy to all teachers. When he was around, boy did we have a hard time. I was heading towards an early retirement but thank God, I'm still around!"